No depcition of Ron Paul. Probably because Aryan sympathies aren't found among gamers. They're too busy worrying about dragons and orcs to be concerned with blacks and Jews.
I kick myself each time some brilliant idea is thought of before I can think of it. Even worse still is that I didn't even think to investigate it like my friend John Geoffrion:
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Barely 24 hours later, and already there's a wide variety of Client Nine t-shirts. Only in America
Let's check out a few highlights, shall we?
Here we have the classic oxford athletic T with the XXL tag; however, I believe a man like Spitzer needs a shirt that reads XXS.
Here we have a new addition to the Barbara Boxer Thong Collection with a fanciful play on the retro I {HEART} NY theme from the Reagan Era.
But, alas, I could not find one yet that read SUPERDELEGATE #9 - which is how the Clintons know him and need him. Hopefully, Rush might add it to his line of apparel.
I was just browsing through my latest issue of OUT on the pot and came across this funny statistic (all the magazines have those "by the numbers" pages)...but it's not really a statistic, rather a list of the gayest names of cities and towns in the south. I laughed out loud and I think you will to, so I decided to share:
From North To South
Lickinghole District, VA
Knobview Township, MO
Fort Gay, WV
Manly, NC
Big Lick Township, NC
Gay, NC
Big Bottom Township, AR
Bear Town, MS
Daddy Hole Lake, FL
Lake Cock, LA
Homosassa Springs, FL
Homosassa - props to anyone who finds out the origins of that towns name!
How To Tell If You Are A Democrat Or A Republican (Or A Redneck)
A little humor for your weekend, sent to my email inbox:
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
He's already lied to the nation by claiming he has a theology degree! He does not.
Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee told the Christian Broadcasting Network he had a theology degree, he told voters in Iowa he had a theology degree, he repeated the claim in last month's CNN YouTube debate ... but, his campaign now says, it was not true.
Huckabee's claim began unraveling following his offhanded comment about Mormonism in a New York Times interview last weekend.
...Today, following a news conference announcing that former Reagan confidante, Ed Rollins, has become Huckabee's national campaign manager, the candidate was asked about a PowerlineBlog story that said he did not have the theology degree he had claimed.
"I have a Bachelor of Arts in religion and a minor in communications in my undergraduate work," Huckabee answered. "And then I have 46 hours on a master's degree at Southwestern Theology Seminary. So, my degree as a theological degree is at the college level and then 46 hours toward a masters – three years of study of New Testament Greek, and then the rest of it, all in seminary was theological studies, but my degree was actually in religion."
Okay, you KNOW if you have a theology degree or not and you MUST have a masters to have a degree in theology. There is no way that Huckabee became literate in Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic, AND studied the bible which is generally required (or at least it used to be) a theology degree.
What a liar! He's a bible quotin' snake oil salesman. Chuck Norris should be embarrassed.
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Vick Sued for $63B by SC Inmate Accusing Him of Selling Dogs on Ebay to Purchase Iranian Missiles
Yes, only in America. ABP has the details on how this all comes together to explain his bad stats last season.
I guess we need Jack Bauer to work over Vick:
Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.
Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.
Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”
The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.
“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.
Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.
FOXNews.com attempted to contact Vick, but neither he nor his spokesman could be reached for comment.
Now what the hell does Fox News think he's gonna say to something so outrageous? It's a funny story, but FNC actually CONTACTED Michael Vick who's facing years in jail about this absurdity conjured in the mind of a mental case in a SC prison.
Yes, only in America. 
