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Today's Verse |
Obviously, this woman takes her job at the UN seriously. You know there's always been something about her you liked - even if you liked Jennifer Aniston.
Well, Jolie is going to Iraq, frequently, and reports that the Surge is "creating opportunities" to address the refugee crisis - which demonstrates she understands the concept of the surge.
The request is familiar to American ears: "Bring them home."She ends her op-ed with this:
But in Iraq, where I've just met with American and Iraqi leaders, the phrase carries a different meaning. It does not refer to the departure of U.S. troops, but to the return of the millions of innocent Iraqis who have been driven out of their homes and, in many cases, out of the country.
"When I asked the troops if they wanted to go home as soon as possible, they said that they miss home but feel invested in Iraq," she wrote. "They have lost many friends and want to be a part of the humanitarian progress they now feel is possible."If she had said this at the Oscars you would have been able to hear a pin drop.
LEONARDO DiCaprio's Israeli model girl friend, Bar Refaeli, dodged her country's mandatory military service - and couldn't be prouder. "I don't regret not having been drafted . . .because I made out big," she told an Israeli paper. "Why is it good to die for one's country? Isn't it better to live in New York?"I hope this bitch's next flight crash-lands in Gaza.
YOKO ONO will never use an environmentally friendly car - because they are not as comfortable as her Bentley. The wife of late Beatle John Lennon has snubbed the Hybrid car - which is popular with Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz and Leonardo Di Caprio for its low pollution levels - in favour of travelling in luxury. She says, "Can someone make Hybrid cars as comfortable as a Bentley, please?"The only way it could have been said better is, "child, please," with a thick black accent.
I really wasn't very supportive of the jail sentence in the first place. Driving without a license (and drunk?) should be dealt with fines, community service and probation. It's a waste of the tax payers' money.
But if you give someone a sentence, then they should serve at least half of it! What a ridiculous statement this is about how pretty, rich, white women can just buy their way out of jail. It's like the girls who menstruated daily in high school so they wouldn't have to participate in gym class.
Sharpton is absolutely correct. If this was a person of color (or a man) this would be an outrage.
Additionally, what does this tell you about Paris Hilton? She really is a total coward and wimp.
She not only thinks there should be an official "limit" as to how much TP can be used per flush, but she also thinks detachable "dining sleeves" on clothing would be a better alternative to paper napkins. Does she not realize that cloth napkins are already widely available to those who choose to use them? Besides, it wouldn't do for Crow, since I have yet to see her wear anything with sleeves.But Mark Steyn reminded us of this gem from another Global Warming crusader:
Back before napkins even existed, people would either wipe their hands with their sleeves or use the tablecloth. So "dining sleeves" would be yet another stupid idea that would simply serve to line Crow's pocket with more dough (she has already designed clothing that incorporates these sleeves).
Actress Drew Barrymore, who reportedly earns $15 million a film, told MTV viewers in one episode that after spending time in a primitive, electricity-free Chilean village, "I aspire to be like them more."Delightful. Emily Post and Amy Vanderbilt they ain't.
Barrymore, apparently enthralled by the lack of a modern sanitary facilities, gleefully bragged, "I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome."
She is exquisite.
ROSIE O'Donnell's blue humor made faces red when she emceed the Matrix Awards in front of 2,000 feting New York's most accomplished women in media at the Waldorf-Astoria Grand Ballroom yesterday.As the grandmother from one of my fav'rite movies once said, "She's trash, pure-tee-white trash."
The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb as Barbara Walters lowered her head on the dais and covered her face with her hand. O'Donnell concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, "Eat me!"
O'Donnell also said she was sad when Trump called her "disgusting" and "fat" because, "it was always my dream to give an old, bald billionaire a boner."
... Also on hand were 17 sweet-faced high school girls who won scholarships to pursue their dreams of careers in media.
