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September 19, 2006
Comedy Break: Pardon me, but do you have any . . .
My cyber-acquaintance warlordofks passes on the following story. He might not be the story's original source, but it's still a good story.
As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.
The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.
"Here, hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.
I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.
I love mustard.
I had no napkin
I licked it off.
It was not mustard.
No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do; only I did it on my tongue.
Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, "Now you know why they call that fancy mustard Poupon."
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Posted by Dodo David at September 19, 2006 06:00 PM
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Accusing Alfred E Neuman of worrying is blasphemous. And you rightwingies complain when we call Bush Hitler.
Posted by: paul at September 20, 2006 06:58 AM