August 28, 2006
What did John Mark Karr know and when did he know it? (A Democrats Perspective)
This is all too convenient.
Today and tomorrow was planned to be the lynching of the Bush Regime over the failures of the federal government--the failures we exaggerated and amplified to take the spotlight off the tragedy that was Democratic leadership at the local and state level).
Now, with perfect timing, Colorado (RED STATE) investigators revealed that Karr's DNA does not match that of Jon Benet's murderer. What is fishy about all this is that the DA (who is part of Bush's police state) knew that the DNA didn't match on Saturday and waited two days to disclose it to the media.
This is carbon copy of the playbook employed during Dick Cheney's attempted manslaughter cover-up.
Obviously, KKKarr is one of KKKarl Rove's stooges. KKKarr made this claim to first divert the corporate media's attention from the illegal, imperial Iraq war. Then the Colorado DA sits on the negative DNA match for two days to release it on the Katrina Anniversary*.
This is a call to revolution. We need to pray and hope for more 9-11's to overthrow this dictator. A few lives are a small price to pay for the millions we would be saving.
Plus, John Mark KKKarr looks like and abortion clinic bomber. Has anyone investigated that?
*The one small benefit is that this fiasco covers up the revelation that Richard Armitage was the leaker in the Valerie Plame national security crisis; all of our accusations were baseless, but hopefully no one will figure that out.
Posted by Aaron at August 28, 2006 05:57 PM
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Credit for the authorship of the above wasn't given, but whoever it was in an uninformed, politically biased hack. Boulder District Attorney Mary Keenan Lacey is a Democrat so not very likely part of any imagined Bush media conspiracy.
Maybe a Democrat didn't write it at all. I suspect a member of the Konservative Kristian Koalition wrote it.
Posted by: KeithS at August 29, 2006 11:45 AM
Go drink your KoolAid Keith!
Aaron, your parody was brilliantly conceived. Unfortunately, it isn't all that much of a parody. Yes, indeed, I was playing solitaire on the cable last night before bed and yes, I heard CNN in the background and yes, predictably, the charge WAS made that this was all a Karl Rove orchestrated deal. Unbelievable the self-deluding ability of moonbats!
I think it far more likely that Mr. Karr, facing incarceration in Thailand, decided a few weeks of humiliation here in the good old U.S. of A was preferable to anything on offer.
I think he should be presented with an invoice by the U.S. government and the Boulder D.A.'s office for all the money wasted on him and be put to work cleaning rest area outhouses until such time as he works it off!
Posted by: Gayle Miller at August 29, 2006 12:01 PM
Gayle, you are so perceptive!
Keith, my name was at the bottom of the post because I wrote it. Generally, if it is from somewhere else, it would be in italics with a link.
The fact that you might believe that the person was a Democrat (or a good impression of one) shows that I was spot on.
Posted by: Aaron at August 29, 2006 01:00 PM