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August 25, 2006
Freakin' Friday Softcore Surfin'
Those of you who've been around this blog for awhile may recall Professor Shade's weekly posts of titillating but work-safe links. In keeping with that tradition, here are a few stories that I stumbled upon:
A man at O'Hare Airport was confronted with a "penis-pump" in his suitcase. He was with his mother at the time, so he decided it would be less embarrassing if he said it was a bomb. DOH!
Apparently these pumps are all the rage, because a judge in Oklahoma was sentenced to hard time (sorry!) of four years in prison for pleasuring himself with one during trials.
Here's a video showing how to use the pump to impress women:
Apparently polar bears could use a little pumping up as well. Researchers report that their genitals are shrinking.
Posted by pat at August 25, 2006 02:45 PM
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hilarious.
i must admit that i owned one a long time ago (high school)...until I saw the competition (other men) and realized there was no need. ;-)
Posted by: aaron at August 26, 2006 08:45 AM