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April 19, 2006
SURI WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP
I just couldn't resist that heading when I read that TomKat had named her Suri. Here's a roundup of the news:
J For just-the-facts-ma'am from the NY Post, TOMKAT'S NEW KITTEN A GIRL: It's a girl - and presumably, she's out of this world.
J Delicious snark from Dlisted: Is the mothership coming next?! ... UPDATE II: The bubonic plague has hit Los Angeles. Hmm.... It's starting!
J Popsugar points out that Brooke Shields had her baby -- also a girl -- on the very same day: Did you really think Tomm would allow Brooke's baby to trump his.
J Defamer sums up the TomKat craziness best: Somewhere deep within Tom Cruise's compound, one of the hundreds of bio-vessels gathered in the estate's silent birthing stadium has finally pushed forth into the world an offspring bearing enough of a physical resemblance to the actor (think the classic monkeys-and-typewriters scenario, but with stainless-steel turkey basters and female Scientologists in their prime reproduction years) not to arouse too much suspicion about the infant's true parentage.
This whole TomKat story -- from the Run Katie Run! campaign to those crazy Cruise antics on Oprah -- reminds me of Margaret Atwood's dystopic future world view in The Handmaid's Tale. Or is it just me?
Posted by kitty at April 19, 2006 08:57 AM
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Wonderful! Thank you!
Posted by: Aaron at April 19, 2006 09:53 AM
But really, what's notably weird about this... uh, I mean notably weird, is that the name itself is a Kabbalah name.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,192225,00.html
I'm guessing Madonna and Ashton Kutcher played a part?
Posted by: Stark Fist of Removal at April 19, 2006 04:46 PM