« Surely, Andrew Sullivan Fainted after Reading that Torture Works | Main | WaPo Creates News; Undermines War Effort »
December 30, 2005
Funniest NRO predictions for 2006
In Manhattan, the New York Times will do a fashion item on the faux Western sheep-cowboy look and "Why can't I quit you?" will be discussed at Columbia as a serious philosophical question and distributed as a Podcast. - Denis Boyles
Chelsea Clinton gets engaged. Howard Dean gets enraged. Cindy Sheehan fades. - Kellyanne Conway
Hillary Clinton is seen reading Kate O'Beirne's best-selling Women Who Make the World Worse. While reading, a lamp is thrown. - K-Lo
The feminists will hold another "Equal Pay Day" event to complain about the so-called "wage gap" on April 25, 2006 and no one will care. - Carrie Lukas
Brokeback Mountain becomes the first winner of a new Academy Award category, "Gayest Movie." Winners note that it's fabulous just to be nominated, girlfriend.
George and Laura Bush file their 2005 income-tax returns, listing Cindy Sheehan as a dependent. - Ned Rice
Posted by Aaron at December 30, 2005 10:40 AM
Trackback Pings
TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.lifelikepundits.com/cgi-bin/mt3/mt-tb.cgi/1976
Comments
I think that last one is the funniest of all!
Posted by: Pam at December 30, 2005 06:52 PM