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August 28, 2005
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE PULPIT WHEN . . .
. . . members of your congregation skip church in order to watch Michelle Malkin on FOX News Live.
. . . on Pastor Appreciation Day, the congregation gives you a trip to the Orient, but it's for one way only.
. . . the Deacon Board forgets to include your salary in next year's church budget.
. . . the last time you preached a funeral, people mistook you for the deceased.
. . . the congregation is given No Doze tablets instead of communion wafers.
. . . the church bulletins have crossword puzzles where sermon notes are supposed to go.
. . . the local ministers association notifies you that your lifetime membership has expired.
. . . doctors prescribe tapes of your sermons as a cure for insomnia.
. . . your children tell their friends that you work for the Mafia because they are too embarrassed to say what you really do.
. . . your wife attends another church because nobody there knows who her husband is.
. . . Rodney Dangerfield gets more respect than you do, and he is dead.
. . . the church bulletins announce which Sundays that Michelle Malkin will be appearing on TV.
Michelle Malkin was scheduled to be on FOX News Live today, but she was bumped. Waaah!
Posted by Dodo David at August 28, 2005 07:45 PM
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