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May 17, 2005
Summers Simmers in New Sultry Threads
Boston, MA - Harvard president Larry Summers has taken on a new $50 million make-over after being roundly criticized for his comments on the differences between men and women. "How could I have been so wrong? Do you know how simply divine a full silk blouse feels against your skin?" he asked reporters, modelling his latest threads. The multi-million dollar wardrobe also includes fully redundant diversity positions at the University, as well as new training in makeup application for men. "I still am having difficulties with lip gloss," Summers added. "Who knew it took such manual dexterity to get the right effect."
Posted by ProfShade at May 17, 2005 11:41 AM
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I'm not sure if red is really his color. Perhaps he should try more of a mulberry shade? I'm sure he could find help at the cosmetic counter in finding just the right shade for his complexion.
Posted by: Pam M. at May 17, 2005 02:18 PM
I am gonna love it if somewhere in the $50 million dollars, there's money for a study that will see if it actually helps women or if he was right all along.
Posted by: Aaron Matthew Arnwine at May 18, 2005 11:23 AM
They got what they really wanted: more money to be thrown at their cause. They didn't want him to step down so much as to cough up cash for a lot of useless recruiting. Scientific minds, not feel-good PC initiatives, are what university science departmens need. Too bad Sumners allowed himself to be caught in the black hole of the feminist movement.
Posted by: Pam M. at May 18, 2005 12:39 PM