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April 25, 2005

WHATABOUTERY

Gay activist's now have hard-on for Micro-soft: Hilarious photo with this post! 10-FIGURE FEARS: After "a number of threats on his life," Gates has hired a cadre of bodyguards. ... The threats have escalated since Microsoft unexpectedly pulled its support for a major gay rights bill before Congress.
Beckhams' golden image 'a sham': Affairs and fights and a split? Oh, MY! My world is, like, totally shattered. (sniff sniff)
Maureen Dowd Officially Becomes A Parody Of Herself: (See, by making that crack I'm proving I can be a NYT columnist - all it takes is being petty, mean-spirited, ill-informed and call others by cute little descriptive names).
The Bandwidth Beast Red Meat and Chew Stick Fund: The Beast now wants a bright yellow slobber ball
Celebrity Environmentalists: Do I have to point out that taking a poo in the woods is not environmentally sound, or sanitary? But then this is not about environmentally sound policies.
Kelly Brook is getting married: Anytime a dude is trying to get married to a girl right away, it's not cause he's giddy in love and his heart is filled with rainbows, it's cause he knows that the girl is way out of his league and he can only keep tricking her for so long.
Females may hyperventilate while males may cringe: All I can say is WATCH THE VIDEO!

Posted by kitty at April 25, 2005 01:05 PM

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Oh, you didn't use the "fudgepacker" pick from Dane's site?

I loved it so much I emailed it to my father.

Posted by: Aaron at April 25, 2005 01:21 PM

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