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February 15, 2005
Swamp Gas
From the Daily Kos by Sue in NH:
I'm a republican. I'm a Christian. You are either a heathen, a raghead Muslim, or the wrong kind of Christian. Fuck you.I'm a republican. I'm going to heaven and you're going to hell. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. It is not only my right, it's my duty to spread freedom and democracy around the world. If you don't understand that, Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I have a condo in Vail, a summer home in Maine, and a beach house in Florida. We don't need any National Parks or protected forests. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I'm white. I'm perfect, and I'm not like all those brown, yellow and black people. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I live in a gated community. It's too bad about all the crime out there on the city streets, but that's your problem. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I hate taxes. Its my money. I earned it. I don't want to pay to support all you lazy, uneducated, pathetic poor people, least of all you teenage mothers (whores), you drug addicts and all you black boys. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I hate homosexuals. When I think of gay people, I think of of man-on-dog, horse on woman, threesomes, and other sexual fantasies, and that frightens me. If you are queer, or have a queer friend, Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I was born rich, and I've become more rich, and damn it, since I can't take it all with me, I'm going to make sure my kids are just as stinking rich. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I'm never wrong. I know everything, never make a mistake, and can't learn anything from you, you damn ignorant pussy democrats. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. My rights and civil liberties should be protected, but not yours, you terrorist loving, America hating, pansy liberal. Fuck you.
I'm a republican. I hate you and everything you Democrats stand for, you fucking communists. Fuck you.
Rage, rage, rage against the lying right.
Damn that felt good! Do you have anything to add?
Anything to add, Sue? Uh, nope. I think you've done an admirable job of making an asshat of yourself...
1. I refuse to add a link and thus boost the already frightening traffic numbers of sites such as these. But if you're really curious, go to Wizbang and get the real deal. Yuck. I gotta go take a shower.
Posted by ProfShade at February 15, 2005 11:45 AM
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Comments
The next to last screed: "I hate you and everything you democrats stand for"...Isn't that exactly what their Party Chairman just said about Republicans on national TV ?
Posted by: DoctorDentons at February 15, 2005 03:33 PM
Yep. That's Deanie boy, all right. Never heard ONE Republican say that...these people are just FURIOUS and in a RAGE lately. Unbelievable bile.
Posted by: ProfShade at February 15, 2005 03:47 PM
That's what comes of being WRONG all the time! Stops up your colon!
Posted by: Gayle at February 15, 2005 05:20 PM
Are you saying they are full of crap Gayle?
Posted by: DoctorDentons at February 15, 2005 05:23 PM
Well, I'm saying it!
Posted by: kitty at February 15, 2005 06:22 PM
OK, you guys just laid down the gauntlet. Even though I do not agree overall with the comment from Kos, I don't think many of the posters here realize how much bile they themselves fling toward the left. Be on your toes because I'll be watching you and calling you out on it -- and, no, you canot use lame excuses like "I'm speaking the truth" to justify your hostilities.
It's all fair.
Posted by: Rodger Jacobs at February 15, 2005 06:55 PM
Roger Dodger Rodger
Posted by: Doubleu at February 15, 2005 09:19 PM
Oh c'mon now Rodger, our bile would be much more entertaining than the above.
Posted by: ProfShade at February 16, 2005 12:05 AM
And we can "fling" it farther and better.
Posted by: DoctorDentons at February 16, 2005 09:34 AM
Like INDC’s Helen Thomas joke :)
Posted by: kitty at February 16, 2005 09:43 AM
...hey, when all else fails, get FUNNY...
Posted by: ProfShade at February 16, 2005 10:58 AM
Hey ! I'm not being funny...I'm a pro style
"flinger".
Posted by: DoctorDentons at February 16, 2005 12:26 PM