Hey Prof: You and I are, as usual, going to get ripped over this but I would take Debbi naked, fully clothed, partially clothed, in a Parka, in a canoe....well you know what I mean.

Rip away, Doc. Yup. That's mighty fine....never mind. My southern school days rearin' their ugly head.

You can't get any more "southern" than my school daze...er days.

What gives, Prof? I thought you only had hormones for Scully.

Kitty you have to learn about southern hormones.
The Prof only lusts for Scully until something else comes along. I knew guys at home that would screw a snake if someone would hold its head...Hell I knew guys that would screw a rockwall if they thought a snake was in it.

Not pure Southern, Doc. But I went to school down south after my mother's side moved up to Chicago...but I think it's the warm weather more than the grits...or snakes.

Lenny Bruce said that some guys would schtup mud, although I seem to recall that it was in the context of being incarcerated, as in "Lock up a guy long enough and he'll schtup mud." He was, of course, justifying homosexual activities.

Prof, just how are southern hormones different than, say, northern ones? Are they louder?

Kitty: You know, you could write a hell of a funny book just on the postings on this and your sites. Think about it.

Ok, so now what has the idiot from Whizbang accomplished with this whoring of keywords? He's going to get empty hits from perverts looking for pr0n who are hardly likely to be interested in his pontificating about picayune political punditry. The result will be what we in the biz (who actually do this for PROFIT as opposed to vanity site webmasters) "empty hits". That is, hits that pump up the ol' site counter but add virtually zero quality posters. These people suck up bandwidth by loading your page with all the images, as soon as they see they have been roped in with fraudulent keyword placement they click off. What exactly have you gained? Bandwidth costs. Only sad little fucks who are dying for traffic, any traffic, pull this kind of crap because any decent site gets so much traffic naturally that you push your bandwidth limit monthly.

We do. We get 100k pagehits and 25k uniques daily and we don't exchange links with anyone. What the faghats at Wizbang might try is presenting a quality site with content people want to view, and build up traffic that way. Because then at least the people hitting the page would want to be there, would actually read their content and might actually click on their advertisers. This is how you make your site pay for its own bandwidth once you start getting more than 100 hits a day and break the 1 gig a year limit. These silly bastards do this crap at least weekly. This is the kind of pig-ignorance easy interface / no coding experience or basic internet knowledge / blahgspot sites have brought upon us. More worthless hits when you try to Google something by wankers desperate for someone to notice them.

The difference between us and Wizbang.com is we can actually use those surfers, its our type of gig. Plus we actually have the pix: Debbie Gibson Naked