If you’re like Charles, you have a secret stash of Jew gold (Al Sharpton says its diamonds); whatever the case, if you’re stingy like some Hebrew, it’s time to release them pennies you’ve had been squeezing between your butt cheeks and donate what you can to send the largest every care package.

Christians, whatever donation or tithing you planned on doing this week, you can tell yo church to keep that plate or basket moving cause you gave to the troops this week.

Catholics, run to your nearest cathedral and go into the secret vault where the Vatican stores all the art and treasure its plundered over the centuries - you know the one I am talking about. Its behind the confessionals.

Muslims, after you’re done praying to Allah, thanking him for your freedom here in the United States or from whatever Western country you hail to practice your religion unmolested, and then after you’re done thanking Allah for George W. Bush, you need to then thank Allah for the American soldier and put some of that oil money you got laying around in the pot for helping to free 50 million fellow Muslims from tyrannical oppression.

And for the rest: Namaste (which is Bhuddist for I am broke).

That is to say: EVERYONE WHO LOVES FREEDOM, PLEASE PARTICIPATE AND DONATE!