Discovered! 3 of Obama’s Extra 7 States of America
After extensive research on the Inter-Webs and in documents stuck to the bottom of Woods Foundation file folders, we have verified that, indeed, there are at least three US states not previously accounted for and give credence to Obama’s claim that he has visited 57 states. Bolstered by these startling revelations, research continues in an effort to find the remaining four states foreseen by The One. It helps that I live here in O’s backyard to have such resources at my fingertips….ProfShade
State of Denial
Chief manufactured products: Cigarettes, Rev. Wright DVDs, Kool-Aid
Agriculture: Gossamer, eider down, cotton candy
Capital: Chicago
Governor: William Ayers
State bird: Ostrich
State of Mind
Chief manufactured products: Hope, change, T-shirts
Agriculture: Rainbows, free-range unicorns
Capital: Oz
Governor: Chris Matthews
State bird: Griffin
State of Anxiety
Chief manufactured products: Lipstick, tabloids, perspiration
Agriculture: Fertilizer, pit bulls
Capital: DailyKos
Governor: Sarah Palin
State bird: Alaskan Wood-pecker
Comedian and Actor Bernie Mac Dies at Age 50, Bernie Mac, the Emmy and Golden Globe nominated actor and comedian who worked his way to Hollywood success from an impoverished upbringing on Chicago's South Side, died Saturday at age 50.
I am very sad at the loss of such a brilliant comedic mind. His show was the funniest black comedy since Cosby and In Living Color went off the air.
He suffered from sarcoidosis - a term heard in every episode of House as a possible diagnosis. I had no idea what it was, but this article helps explain the disease that leaves clumps of cells in the organs of your body.
He had a wonderful future lined up for him in the entertainment industry and was adored in the black community.
His stand-up in Kings of Comedy was legendary and will remain as a testament to him forever (after 5 min intro from Steve Harvey):
Part 2 where he explains how he took in his sisters kids because of her drug abuse; what a good man.
Part 3 on his extended family - BIG MAMA and his aunt with the infamous short bus joke - and the importance of the word "Muthafucka:"
It's funny how she takes Obama's plan: phantom future technologies and just a portion of the GOP plan then states her idea which is actually the GOP plan fully throated (pun intended).
Lured by $1 beer and the prospect of "hot chicks" and "hardcore fights," thousands of Arkansans were duped last month into appearing as extras in comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's latest staged mayhem. Cohen and his confederates organized cage fighting programs on consecutive days in Texarkana and Fort Smith. Both cards ended with two male grapplers (one was identified as "Straight Dave" and wore camouflage) tearing each other's clothes off and, while in underwear, kissing down their opponent's chest. This man-on-man action triggered Fort Smith fans to throw chairs and beer at the ring, according to one cop present at the city's Convention Center. Cohen is currently filming a follow-up, of sorts, to his smash 2006 film featuring Borat, his fictional Kazakh journalist. The new film stars another of Cohen's creations, Bruno, a gay Austrian journalist who interviews subjects about fashion and entertainment. It is reportedly titled, "Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt."
What is happening to America? Look at what they've done to Mayberry!
No depcition of Ron Paul. Probably because Aryan sympathies aren't found among gamers. They're too busy worrying about dragons and orcs to be concerned with blacks and Jews.
I kick myself each time some brilliant idea is thought of before I can think of it. Even worse still is that I didn't even think to investigate it like my friend John Geoffrion:
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Barely 24 hours later, and already there's a wide variety of Client Nine t-shirts. Only in America
Let's check out a few highlights, shall we?
Here we have the classic oxford athletic T with the XXL tag; however, I believe a man like Spitzer needs a shirt that reads XXS.
Here we have a new addition to the Barbara Boxer Thong Collection with a fanciful play on the retro I {HEART} NY theme from the Reagan Era.
But, alas, I could not find one yet that read SUPERDELEGATE #9 - which is how the Clintons know him and need him. Hopefully, Rush might add it to his line of apparel.
