Friday, September 19, 2008

Sandra Berhart and Obama Supporter:  Sara Palin Should Be Gang Raped by Black Men

Yes, you read that correctly. The Anchoress aims, fires and destroys.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Whoopi Goldberg = Moron

I'm sure some clips will be up soon, here's a report from MM.

Essentially when JackMac (as Whoopi once affectionately called John McCain) said he wants to have judges who interpret the Constitution according to tis original meaning, Whoopi asked if she would be a slave again.

Here's a CLUE. It's called the 13th Amendment.

Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime where of the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

Does Whoopi have a problem with a judge interpreting that Amendment according to the original intent with which it was written?

Maybe she wants activist judges to eviscerate its meaning, as happened to the 14th Amendment, setting back racial equality almost a century.

Activist judges ignoring the intent of the writer cause decades of inequality, lynching, and evil. The fact that the activism in the Slaughterhouse Cases was corrected by activism in Brown v Board of Ed and later cases doesn't change the fact that sticking with the original intent of the writer is the fairest, best way to interpret a writing.

Too many people in the media are ignorant, but this was over the top.

(It's almost as stupid as running for president and saying you'll make government "cool." Or saying that tax cuts for corporations don't help the middle class (who will get employed by said corporations). Or that someone can't be a good president because they don't use email.)

UPDATE: Here's the video.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Bernie Mac Dies at 50!

Shocking!!! Fox News Reports:

Comedian and Actor Bernie Mac Dies at Age 50, Bernie Mac, the Emmy and Golden Globe nominated actor and comedian who worked his way to Hollywood success from an impoverished upbringing on Chicago's South Side, died Saturday at age 50.

I am very sad at the loss of such a brilliant comedic mind. His show was the funniest black comedy since Cosby and In Living Color went off the air.

He suffered from sarcoidosis - a term heard in every episode of House as a possible diagnosis. I had no idea what it was, but this article helps explain the disease that leaves clumps of cells in the organs of your body.

He had a wonderful future lined up for him in the entertainment industry and was adored in the black community.

His stand-up in Kings of Comedy was legendary and will remain as a testament to him forever (after 5 min intro from Steve Harvey):



Part 2 where he explains how he took in his sisters kids because of her drug abuse; what a good man.



Part 3 on his extended family - BIG MAMA and his aunt with the infamous short bus joke - and the importance of the word "Muthafucka:"

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Paris Plays Elle Woods…Endorses GOP Energy Policy and Calls It Her Own

It's funny how she takes Obama's plan: phantom future technologies and just a portion of the GOP plan then states her idea which is actually the GOP plan fully throated (pun intended).

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Borat Pokes Bruno in the Butt

I just love this!

Lured by $1 beer and the prospect of "hot chicks" and "hardcore fights," thousands of Arkansans were duped last month into appearing as extras in comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's latest staged mayhem. Cohen and his confederates organized cage fighting programs on consecutive days in Texarkana and Fort Smith. Both cards ended with two male grapplers (one was identified as "Straight Dave" and wore camouflage) tearing each other's clothes off and, while in underwear, kissing down their opponent's chest. This man-on-man action triggered Fort Smith fans to throw chairs and beer at the ring, according to one cop present at the city's Convention Center. Cohen is currently filming a follow-up, of sorts, to his smash 2006 film featuring Borat, his fictional Kazakh journalist. The new film stars another of Cohen's creations, Bruno, a gay Austrian journalist who interviews subjects about fashion and entertainment. It is reportedly titled, "Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt."

What is happening to America? Look at what they've done to Mayberry!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Pointless And Deranged Observation Of The Day

Don't you think that the Rev. Jeremiah Wright and Heather Mills would be a perfect couple?

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

The Whore Has a My Space Page!

This truly is the beginning of the end....

She's actually a GREAT signer! She's going to be famous and I predict picking up an MTV Award or two in 2010.



She has a total downloads of this song go from 16,903 to 425,375 and her site now has over one million hits.

Client #9's whore will be in the top ten in weeks - hot bod.

Friday, February 29, 2008

Angelinia Jolie:  Sane, Honest Celebrity?

Obviously, this woman takes her job at the UN seriously. You know there's always been something about her you liked - even if you liked Jennifer Aniston.

Well, Jolie is going to Iraq, frequently, and reports that the Surge is "creating opportunities" to address the refugee crisis - which demonstrates she understands the concept of the surge.

The request is familiar to American ears: "Bring them home."

But in Iraq, where I've just met with American and Iraqi leaders, the phrase carries a different meaning. It does not refer to the departure of U.S. troops, but to the return of the millions of innocent Iraqis who have been driven out of their homes and, in many cases, out of the country.

She ends her op-ed with this:

"When I asked the troops if they wanted to go home as soon as possible, they said that they miss home but feel invested in Iraq," she wrote. "They have lost many friends and want to be a part of the humanitarian progress they now feel is possible."

If she had said this at the Oscars you would have been able to hear a pin drop.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

You Got Knocked the Fuck Out!

Friday, December 21, 2007

Spears’ Bratty Little Sis - My Opinion

Who wouldn't have this man's baby? HOT!



She needs to get married asap. It's legal in Utah.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Ellen Talks to “Daddy”

Thursday, November 15, 2007

The Bonds Indictment

Drugs, lies, and pdf files.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

“Why is it good to die for one’s country? Isn’t it better to live in New York?”

Kitty sent us quote this morning; I wish she would POST such things



That is a quote from environmental Armageddonist's Leonardo DiCaprio's Israeli, model girlfriend:

LEONARDO DiCaprio's Israeli model girl friend, Bar Refaeli, dodged her country's mandatory military service - and couldn't be prouder. "I don't regret not having been drafted . . .because I made out big," she told an Israeli paper. "Why is it good to die for one's country? Isn't it better to live in New York?"

I hope this bitch's next flight crash-lands in Gaza.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

The Only Thing Out of Yoko Ono’s Mouth I’ve Ever Understood (literally and figuratively)

Well, insane wife to communist music legend John Lennon, Yoko Ono, wants to drive her Bentley - hybrids be damned.

YOKO ONO will never use an environmentally friendly car - because they are not as comfortable as her Bentley. The wife of late Beatle John Lennon has snubbed the Hybrid car - which is popular with Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz and Leonardo Di Caprio for its low pollution levels - in favour of travelling in luxury. She says, "Can someone make Hybrid cars as comfortable as a Bentley, please?"

The only way it could have been said better is, "child, please," with a thick black accent.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

“I believe when I leave this earth, because I love the Lord, I’m going straight to heaven.”

Tammy Faye (Baker) Messner died yesterday.

I have to admit, Ms. Messner got a little place in my heart seeing her on TV in the Surreal Life and her interviews.

After she lost all that money and fame, she stayed true to the Lord. That was never an act.

God rest her soul.



UPDATE: Look at this totally inappropriate picture CNN is using on its website...



How hideous of them.