2008

August

• Two Black Labs Victims of Police Raid on Mayor’s House

• Ding Dong the Illegal’s Dead!

• The 5 Minute Storm at 5903 Burgundy

• YAF Ambushes William Jefferson, Democrat, Louisiana and Asks for Advice on Ethics!

• Paris Plays Elle Woods…Endorses GOP Energy Policy and Calls It Her Own

• Moveon.org Counter-Rally a Success!

• Recommendation for Veda Fields from ZipRealty.com

• Stunning!  “The One” Is a Great Ad

• Senator Mitch McConnell should get a $10 Donation from Every Republican

July

• Washington Gas and Congress - Nancy Pelosi should now Be Known as “Vote 213”

• Laugh Your CO2 Off!

• I Find This Funny

• The Silent Voice of Lifelike Pundits

• It’s Official:  Barack Obama Is too Great to Be just an American

• The Senate Republicans Have Grown A Pair!

• HYPE:  The Barack Obama Effect

• Sand Niggas Got Some Bounce, Too!

• George W. Buish Is the Dark Knight

• Corn Chips?

• The Chuck Hagel One Stings!

• But Will the New House Reading Clerk Read in English?

• A Very Good Man Died Today

• Just the Facts Ma’am:  ASK Goes from Radio to Reporterette!

• McCain’s TV Ads Can Anger Conservatives, but They Work

• I Prefer the More Respectable “Nigger Hole”

• Nozzlerage!

• Silly Nigger, Trix are for Kids!

• Borat Pokes Bruno in the Butt

• TO OUR VERY OWN BURKA BABE

• El Rushbo:  Caching!

• Quote of the Day

June

• Move America Forward Telethon Today:  Watch Here and Donate!!!

• Housing Bill Disaster!  $300B to Pay Suckers’ Mortgages when They Can Rent!!!

• Obama or Die!

• CRADLES ARE SUPPOSEDLY STILL BEING ROBBED

• Obama’s Defense Policy:  Unilateral Surrender

• House Democrats Rip off Mask on Energy Independence:  Go Soviet!

• McCain Flips on Drilling - Media Continue to Misunderstand the Term Flip-Flop

• Loose Ladies?

• Happy Birthday, Dad!  (Happy Father’s Day, Too)

• Political Porn

• MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO

• Have You Set Your DVRs?  Celebrate Yub Nub with Red Eye on Fox News

• Tim Russert - Industry Icon - Dead at 58

• ROBERT KLEIN IS AN IDIOT

• For Kitty and Cat Lover, Gayle:  A Red Eye Just for You

• Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld:  Love It!  Live It!

• Democrats and Terrorists Win in Court and, again, America Loses

• You WILL Love this Show

• Yep!  You Guessed It:  7 Day Waiting Period to Exercise My 2nd Amendment Rights

• I Guess He Just Wanted a Cool Beverage

• 25-year Campaign of Lies and Anger Comes to an End

• Your Daily Red Eye

• Stop that ‘Bama!

• It’s About 2 Hours Past The 15 Minutes

• A Factoid For Those Of You On The Right Who Want Obama To Win

• Nothing Political About It

May

• THEY SAY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

• My Peace through Doctrine

• Home Invasion Video

• The Murderer Of Mary Jo Kopechne Has A Brain Tumor

• Lite Blogging - Now I Have an Excuse

• Excellent Reality Show Idea

• An Interesting Look At Our Presidential Contenders

• Some Things To Think About

April

• For The Nerd Who Has Everything

• I Had A Good Laugh Today

• [crickets chirping]

• Precisely

• Well Said

• Seeing As How A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words…

• I am back as a new HOMEOWNER!

• Welfare…It’ ain’t just for poor folks anymore!

March

• Finally, A Good Role Model For Girls

• Do You Want To Know Why John McCain Won The GOP Primaries?

• That’ll Leave A Mark

• The Web Belongs to Conservatives

• Happy Easter!

• I Am Absolutely Certain…

• Pointless And Deranged Observation Of The Day

• USSC Swats 9th Circuit Again

• Celebrate Mother’s Day with a Special Mother:  Patti Patton-Bader, Founder of Soldiers’ Angels

• What Should Happen to this Soldier

• Second Amendment Rights Become An Issue In The Race For The Democratic Nomination

• The Whore Has a My Space Page!

• “Mary Ann R., Port Charlotte, Fla.” Is, Quite Possibly, the Biggest Fool

• “Client 9” T-shirts Avaiable at Cafe Press!

• The First Shot Is Fired

• Am I the only One who Thinks Silda Spitzer Looks like Jennifer Aniston, but more Mature?

• Minnesota Senate race: Al Franken’s main opponent drops out

• National Journal Lifting Material from LLP without Sourcing!

• Oh, Fuck It - I Said It Right the First Time

• No “Takebacks” But I should Clarify

• Palestine Delende Est

• 2008 Ads to Start the Stampede of Pachyderms to Bum-rush the Donkeys

• RNC 2008 Signs up Qwest as Exclusive Communications Provider—Savvy?

• Huckabee - You’ve Got the Longest Leaving Act in Town

• I am so depressed

• HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAT!

• But Barry! Christians Don’t Pray to Jesus - Ask Your Jew-hating, Racist Pastor