2008

May

• Excellent Reality Show Idea

• An Interesting Look At Our Presidential Contenders

• Some Things To Think About

April

• For The Nerd Who Has Everything

• I Had A Good Laugh Today

• [crickets chirping]

• Precisely

• Well Said

• Seeing As How A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words…

• I am back as a new HOMEOWNER!

• Welfare…It’ ain’t just for poor folks anymore!

March

• Finally, A Good Role Model For Girls

• Do You Want To Know Why John McCain Won The GOP Primaries?

• That’ll Leave A Mark

• The Web Belongs to Conservatives

• Happy Easter!

• I Am Absolutely Certain…

• Pointless And Deranged Observation Of The Day

• USSC Swats 9th Circuit Again

• Celebrate Mother’s Day with a Special Mother:  Patti Patton-Bader, Founder of Soldiers’ Angels

• What Should Happen to this Soldier

• Second Amendment Rights Become An Issue In The Race For The Democratic Nomination

• The Whore Has a My Space Page!

• “Mary Ann R., Port Charlotte, Fla.” Is, Quite Possibly, the Biggest Fool

• “Client 9” T-shirts Avaiable at Cafe Press!

• The First Shot Is Fired

• Am I the only One who Thinks Silda Spitzer Looks like Jennifer Aniston, but more Mature?

• Minnesota Senate race: Al Franken’s main opponent drops out

• National Journal Lifting Material from LLP without Sourcing!

• Oh, Fuck It - I Said It Right the First Time

• No “Takebacks” But I should Clarify

• Palestine Delende Est

• 2008 Ads to Start the Stampede of Pachyderms to Bum-rush the Donkeys

• RNC 2008 Signs up Qwest as Exclusive Communications Provider—Savvy?

• Huckabee - You’ve Got the Longest Leaving Act in Town

• I am so depressed

• HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAT!

• But Barry! Christians Don’t Pray to Jesus - Ask Your Jew-hating, Racist Pastor

• And Throw Away The Key

• Help Name the RNC 2008 Blog!

• We Are the World - Japan!

February

• The Gay South!

• Angelinia Jolie:  Sane, Honest Celebrity?

• Zell to Democrats:  Shut the F*ck Up - You’re Ruining the Economy

• Mullah to Iranian President:  Quiet!  You’re gonna blow it for all of us!

• Conservative Icon Dies at 82

• I Just Love These Kind of Sappy Stories

• Clarence Thomas - down memory lane

• Most Of The Decision Comes Before Oral Arguments

• Obama Lies about the Military … just Like a Democrat!

• Former Alabama Democrat Governor in Jail but Karl Rove Is the Bad Guy

• Republican Do-gooders Invade Twin Cities

• Serbian Nationalists Commit 1st Degree Murder During Demonstration

• I Think McCain Has Now Figured Out That The Media Isn’t His Friend

• Election Scoreboard So Far

• World War II hero finally gets his story told

• Maureen Dowd Said What About Hillary?

• How To Tell If You Are A Democrat Or A Republican (Or A Redneck)

• My New House!  (I Promise this Time)

• Restoring Our Reputation in the World

• Google/YouTube teams up with Republican National Convention 2008

• Is there another solar system with life like ours?

• Midnight Tonight (3.5 hours from now), NSA Hangs Up the Phone

• About 35% of the federal budget is spent on senior benefits, up from 32% in 2004

• DING DONG, THE WITCH IS “DEAD”?

• Those Who Promise Peace and Their “Whitewash”

• It Does Not Matter Who Wins the Election…(in the end)

• Is McCain Getting the Message

• You Got Knocked the Fuck Out!

• Election Law Violation?

• Moshe Starkman!

• Is Paul Broadus a Ronulan?

• Klipsch Not Breaking Any Sound Barriers

• Rep. Tom Lantos (D-CA) Dies, 80

• President Bush believes John McCain is a “true conservative”

• DNC Already Targeting McCain

• WHAT’S NEXT?

• THEY ACCEPTED MY OFFER!

• On the verge of tears…(me)

• JOHN McCAIN: PHLEBOTOMIST ?

• Election Scoreboard

• Mr. 630??

• Super Tuesday results thus far

• Neal Boortz says . . .

• The Honorable John McCain

• Quote of the Day

• Can John McCain be any worse than President Bush on the national debt?

• I CHALLENGE BRAINSTER TO DEFEND MCCAIN’S ACU RATING OF 65 AND 10 YEAR AVERAGE OF 74.

• AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT :~)

• A Great American Story

• Romney First Republican Candidate to Win Majority in Republican Primary

• Jew Lawyer?

• If McCain Is the Nominee

• Senator Sam Switchback (Loser, Kansas) Endorses McCain

• I Told You So!

• Thank Mike Shuckabee’s Ego For Destroying The Party

• Laura Ingraham and Senator Rick Santorum Just Announce Romney Endorsement

January

• Who Said It?

• I Think Mormonism Is Less a Cult than these “Climate Change Believers”

• Losties come home!  Two-hour premiere of season 4(a) air on ABC at 8 eastern, 7 central.