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May 29, 2005
American Idiots
Life is tough when you are a celebrity or a celebrity-wannabe.
Movie producer Oliver Stone has once again been arrested on drug charges. The news comes as no surprise. The movie “JFK” proved long ago that Oliver’s stoned.
Corey Clark is angry because the 2005 season finale of American Idol made fun of Clark’s allegation against AI judge Paula Abdul. Just what was Clark expecting from AI? Thus far Clark has refused to help the Fox Network’s investigation of Clark’s allegation. Perhaps Clark is waiting to receive an offer from Oliver Stone.
Finally, the father of teenage actress Lindsay Lohan is being sent to prison for up to 4 years for various crimes. There is nothing particular that makes the elder Lohan worthy of the national spotlight. However, Lindsay needs her father’s troubles to be in the spotlight so people will think that Lindsay is the product of bad parenting. Lindsay has such a bad reputation in Hollywood that movie producers won’t cast her in movies with Oscar potential. Plus, single men are passing Lindsay over for her rivals. Not even Corey Clark will kiss her.
Lindsay had been hoping to have a successful singing career – that is until Americans were introduced to a young woman from Oklahoma who can really sing – American Idol winner Carrie Underwood.
There is still hope for Lindsay Lohan. If Oliver Stone believes Corey Clark, then Lohan could play the part of Paula Abdul in the Stone flick “AI”. That way Lindsay could have a boyfriend that her rivals wouldn’t want.
Posted by Dodo David at May 29, 2005 06:05 PM
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Oliver Stone...what more can we say?
Lindsay Lohan...out of control. Have you seen her recent transformation from attractive young woman to gaunt stick who denies an eating disorder? Sorry Lindsay, we may not be famous too, but we aren't too dumb to figure that one out.
Posted by: Pam M. at May 30, 2005 09:46 AM